This premium, garment-dyed tee brings tongue-in-cheek edge to everyday wear. The soft, lived-in color and heavyweight cotton feel like a favorite straight away. Wear it to laugh with friends, lean into dark-humor nights out, or pair with a worn denim jacket for casual weekend hangs. The roomy, relaxed cut drapes comfortably and the durable construction means it’ll keep its character wash after wash.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
– Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture
– Heavyweight fabric with relaxed fit
– Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
– Pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dry-clean
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |














